You heard it here first - Taylor Swift is a 甄学家 all thanks to our hosts Trenty and Big Westi. Taylor takes some time away from the road to discuss ALL things drama, lewks, and language in episode 30. Sadly, our prayers did not work and Zhen Huan lost her child. She spends the majority of the episode lying down and reading the emperor down boots. Hua Fei chooses to serve more natural girl face and hair to beg for forgiveness, and Shen Mei Zhuang has a theory..... We get into your Whispers from the Palace and Taylor Swift reads gay erotica for our language challenge.

Welcome to White Gaze: Late Night! Happy belated International Women's day to all the girlies in the palace except for Hua Gui Fei! Mommy and Daddy (the Emperor and Empress) go on a field trip to the temple in order to pray for a boy dot com. Meanwhile, Hua Gui Fei is put in charge of the palace and she wastes no time cooking up some scorching hot drama. Will the bonds of sisterhood be enough to stop Hua Fei before she does too much damage? Our hosts do a little snacking on the pod, plus Trenty does a topical game of Lost in Translation. Please send us your thoughts and Whispers to be included in future episodes!

It's been rough since Roly Poly Gui Ren's untimely passing, but no one seems to care except for Zhen Huan. The Empress has a migraine attack conveniently at the same time that Hua Fei's brother slays some war stuff and gets a promotion.... Qi Fei gets used by a handful of the girls without even realizing it and An Linrong continues to scheme. Shen Meizhuang is shocked and appalled, but might be getting back into the game. Big Westi also slays a language challenge (his tones may not be right, but he's always good to fill a blank/hole)

Get the tissues ready because we are literally cryinggggggggggggg! Despite what previous legendary guests have said, we have lost all love in our hearts for Hua Fei after the evil she does in the palace this week. The emperor tries to apologize to one of the girls but she stands firm and gives him nooch. Zhen Huan has an extravagant birthday party and discovers she's setting trends all across the kingdom. Maybe that's why she has the courage to serve cunt while facing down one of her rivals in the garden. But if you have any cakes or cookies laying around, eat them. Eat them all now. You never really know if it will be your last....

Wait a moment! Our hosts Trenty and big Westi are honored to be joined by Shanghai's very own Huang Hou, Beaverhausen! She gives us all the tea on historical makeup technicals, who is the queen on contouring in the palace, as well as laying out the most despicable conspiracy to be set upon the palace. We truly can not deal with what we learned on this day... The Empress is scolded for not hiding the evidence, as Zhen Huan enjoys the beginnings of her new life as a mother. Hua Fei summons a new doctor from outside, but truly, can we even trust doctors anymore? (Note: of course we support science and doctors duh! But this was 1723!) Two of the girls get a promotion and yet, things have never felt so dangerous for our girls.

Inhale...... Hold......Exhale...... and STRIKE! The good news is that Shen Meizhuang is finally using color on her lips. The bad news? The girls' relaxing stroll through the garden takes a deadly turn when Pine Nut leaps out in ferocious CGI. But then everyone quickly forgets about that when some more good news finally comes our way for Zhen Huan. Thank goodness Fuca Gui Ren isn't the main character... Things indicate our subscribers may be getting Zhen Huan Justice pt. 2 very soon, so make sure to like and subscribe!

华妃找来江太医，窃取了温实初研制了一半的药方献给皇帝。皇帝龙颜大悦，即刻下令恢复了华妃协理六宫之权。陵容认定甄嬛必是与自己争宠，伤心欲绝，姐妹情谊出现裂隙。 This whole episode? It's chocolate... Our hosts Trenty and Big Westi have HAD IT with the Emperor this week. A shocking discovery forces him to make a series of bad choices that ripple through the harem, ultimately resulting in 40 minutes of bullying Zhen Huan. An Lingrong is played around with and it looks like she's about to snap. We need to speak to the writers. Will anything good ever happen in the palace? Will we ever use allusion with an "a" correctly? Will we ever go back to the swing????

White Gaze第23集“娘娘阳过了”我们邀请到了甄嬛传官方英文翻译组鹊桥小队翻译组的Carson Wei作为特邀嘉宾，为我们传授传统中国文化。 The Magpie Bridge Brigade wants YOU to serve your kingdom! Our Hosts Trenty and Big Westi did not pass the trial, but perhaps you've got what it takes. Carson Wei gives us the tea on translations and for surviving the latest outbreak. COVID 1723 has hit the capitol, and even our favorite girls at the palace cannot escape the virus! Hua Fei uses the virus for political gain (sounds familiar) and the girls struggle to get enough PPE and mugwort/ginger to protect themselves. Zhen Huan risks it all to protect her sisters, and a surprising deus ex machine arrives just in time. But is it too late to save one of our favorite girls???? Also Fuca Gui Ren is pregnant? Lol ok.

xin nian kuai lu！陵容精心绣了件寝衣送给皇帝，却看见皇帝贴身穿着甄嬛绣制的寝衣，心中狐疑，认为甄嬛意在与自己争宠。皇后察觉，挑拨陵容与甄嬛的关系。 These Momos better update their curriculum to include theatre etiquette! There is plenty of drama, looks, and language to dive into this week as Hua Fei still doesn't have enough tutoring money to keep up with her expensive lifestyle, her brother is still being an asshole to everyone he sees, An Linrong's jealousy gets the better of her, and all the girls are fighting in the middle of the theatre. Zhen Huan also schools us all on matters of poetry and history, so please send us a message if you have any context to add about allllllllll the deep references made. We simply cannot keep up with the culture! Finally, Big Westi tries his hand at calligraphy in a game of How Many Strokes.

甄嬛与陵容同时受到华妃的戏谑和侮辱。皇后听说陵容身体不适，发现陵容藏于枕下的秘密：一个身上扎满银针的小人(华妃的人偶替身)！ Mixers (Little Mix的粉丝) make some noise! An Lingrong has the recipe and it's called "Escucha Las Palabras De Las Brujas". Our hosts dive deep into episode 21 of Empresses in the palace and.... brrrr it's cold in here. The girls bust our their winter vests and play in the snow. One lucky girl is verrrrrry excited to serve the Emperor for the first time and Zhen Huan does some home improvements she saw on Pinterest. Hua Fei comes up with a clever scheme to make some quick cash and the Empress doesn't want any silly talk! We cover a whole lot of Whispers in the Palace and Trenty takes a trip to the hypothetical marriage market in the language challenge.

华妃忌讳四郎对陵容的赏识，特意设局请陵容为其吟曲，甄嬛陪陵容同行 Is the Emperor a 熊 or a 猪? Is she gonna zither from there? What do eunuchs smell like exactly? Can Trenty finally win a guest language challenge? All these questions find answers and MORE as our hosts Big Westi and Trenty are joined by local legend Lady N Gentlemen!We are suddenly back at the regular palace and the winter winds are blowing from the northwest. It's a metaphor. Hua Fei is joined by her brother for a family brunch with the Emperor and Zhen Huan suddenly finds herself on the precipice of another All Star Talent Show performance. The competition is tight this week for 本周心机争宠装， and our hosts learn a LOT of new gay lingo in the language challenge.