2020年3月最好笑段子大赏 投稿：牙签的签言万语 牙签喜剧俱乐部每周都会出一期段子周报 每两周会出一次大喜利 我们会统计每一期上榜的写手 这次2020年3月上榜最多的写手是 于子硕 ppt@刘伯洋像会飞一样 农夫 @写段子的农夫 各位觉得他们的段子好笑，可以去微博关注他们哦 下面请看3月段子周报最好笑段子大赏 14岁男孩欲跳楼，民警喊话送其50颗星的游戏号后男孩情绪迅速稳定。 毕竟现在是高分段选手，心态必须要好。 特朗普在疾控中心称自己家族有科学的基因，自己不做医生很可惜。 的确，特朗普家族的人都很聪明，所以才不让他做医生的。 nba球员戈贝尔确诊新冠肺炎，确诊前自称不屑新冠病毒，还故意触摸发布会现场话筒。 哎，这么多话筒，肯定被病毒听到了。 美国十余万网友联名请愿，希望NASA把特朗普送上太空并留在那里。 为了提前适应生活在空中，特朗普已经在练习说空话了。 ppt @刘伯洋像会飞一样 南京诈骗嫌疑人王某因为受不了警察每天都来敲门而自首。 当警察问到他是如何从50名同事手里骗到一千万的时候，王某对警察说说：“你给我二十万，我告诉你”。 戈贝尔在一次新闻发布会上，故意摸遍了发布会上所有的话筒，在那不久后他就被发现感染新冠病毒，此后，NBA正式宣布暂停。 戈贝尔也因为这个摸话筒的动作被评为NBA最难防的前锋。 美国某副州长在某节目上说他愿意用生命换取美国的繁荣。当人民对他表示感谢的时候他说：“我只是说了政客应该说的，希望大家不要当真”。 xing侵犯哈维韦恩斯在纽约监狱染上新冠病毒引众人疑惑，大家都觉得他在监狱里患的不应该是病毒，应该是梅毒。 于子硕 @于子硕 疫情期间，印度实施一天的公共宵禁，禁止外出。有人反应说一天时间能起什么作用，当然有作用啦，一天时间已经够印度高层们撤离了。 农夫 @写段子的农夫

本期主持人嘉宾：洛宾，佳倩，雨辰 聊聊大家疫情期间都做了些什么“见不得人”的事。

Louis C.K.首次在表演中谈及自己2017年的丑闻。洛宾首次尝试翻译。其他人翻译的全场视频请移步B站。

果壳的文章《有电脑吗？开机一起参与新冠病毒的研究吧！》 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/8zwkxTDkZeIW4vgDtxyOjg

注意看歌词中文字幕，好搞笑。

迪士尼电影《小美人鱼》主题曲 Part of Your World Look at this stuff Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl The girl who has everything? Look at this trove Treasures untold How many wonders can one cavern hold? Lookin' around here you'd think (Sure) she's got everything I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty I've got whozits and whatzits galore (You want thingamabobs? I got twenty) But who cares? No big deal I want more I want to be where the people are I want to see want to see 'em dancin' Walkin' around on those (Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - feet Flippin' your fins you don't get too far Legs are required for jumpin', dancin' Strollin' along down a (What's that word again?) street Up where they walk Up where they run Up where they stay all day in the sun Wanderin' free Wish I could be Part of that world What would I give If I could live Outta these waters? What would I pay To spend a day Warm on the sand? Betcha on land They understand Bet they don't reprimand their daughters Bright young women Sick o' swimmin' Ready to stand And ready to know what the people know Ask 'em my questions And get some answers What's a fire and why does it (What's the word?) burn? When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love Love to explore that shore above? Out of the sea Wish I could be Part of that world 来源： LyricFind 词曲作者：Howard Elliott Ashman / Alan Menken 《Part of Your World》歌词 © Walt Disney Music Company

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张伟丽在Pound-for-pound榜单里排行第三： Pound for pound is a ranking used in combat sports, such as boxing, wrestling, or mixed martial arts, of who the better fighters are relative to their weight (i.e., adjusted to compensate for weight class). As these fighters do not compete directly, judging the best fighter pound for pound is subjective, and ratings vary. They may be based on a range of criteria including "quality of opposition", factors such as how exciting the fighter is or how famous they are, or be an attempt to determine who would win if all those ranked were the same size.